Shavruttbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful crocodile.

Shavruttbiss created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavruttbiss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Shavruttbiss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Shavruttbiss' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Shavruttbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.