Yarpkopgon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable bee.

Yarpkopgon created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpkopgon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarpkopgon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yarpkopgon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yarpkopgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.