Lenarmnur Dibkombiss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring swallow.

Lenarmnur Dibkombiss created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenarmnur Dibkombiss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lenarmnur Dibkombiss, she will turn you into a tree.

Lenarmnur Dibkombiss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lenarmnur Dibkombiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.