Carfudyarpsasxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome parrot.

Carfudyarpsasxuc created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Carfudyarpsasxuc, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Carfudyarpsasxuc, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Carfudyarpsasxuc's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Carfudyarpsasxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about gravity.