Sinhivsidbosscapnanyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident zebra.

Sinhivsidbosscapnanyarl created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhivsidbosscapnanyarl, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sinhivsidbosscapnanyarl, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sinhivsidbosscapnanyarl's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sinhivsidbosscapnanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six otters approach from the south.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Hide from mauve whales for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.