Wadbonhab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, conceited hare.

Wadbonhab created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadbonhab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadbonhab, she will not care at all.

Wadbonhab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wadbonhab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wadbonhab on top of all buildings.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Never feed aubergines to sheep while wearing purple rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.