Vedruttbin is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, generous wyrm.
Vedruttbin created oxygen two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Vedruttbin, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in Vedruttbin, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Vedruttbin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Vedruttbin's Holy Commandments
1. Never bounce in holy places.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
4. Always look after injured birds.
5. Never play with disobedient children.