Tailhabzag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, happy slug.

Tailhabzag created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhabzag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailhabzag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tailhabzag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tailhabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never paint your legs mauve.