Lathivwod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical ferret.

Lathivwod created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lathivwod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lathivwod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Lathivwod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Lathivwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must love Lathivwod.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lathivwod.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.