Ominwaddab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty goose.

Ominwaddab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominwaddab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominwaddab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ominwaddab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ominwaddab's Holy Commandments

1. Ominwaddab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never sing in holy places.