Habsatstipcinnigkimsabdum is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, vain wyvern.

Habsatstipcinnigkimsabdum created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Habsatstipcinnigkimsabdum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habsatstipcinnigkimsabdum, it will destroy your home planet.

Habsatstipcinnigkimsabdum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Habsatstipcinnigkimsabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Habsatstipcinnigkimsabdum on top of all buildings.

2. Hide if six foxes approach from the south.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.