Pigstipshav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful tortoise.

Pigstipshav created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigstipshav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pigstipshav, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pigstipshav's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pigstipshav's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pigstipshav nine times a day.

2. Worship no other gods but Pigstipshav.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never run near bats.