Pasgilfut Yamflighub Stafyikman is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Pasgilfut Yamflighub Stafyikman created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgilfut Yamflighub Stafyikman, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pasgilfut Yamflighub Stafyikman, he will think nothing of it.

Pasgilfut Yamflighub Stafyikman's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pasgilfut Yamflighub Stafyikman's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Do not take Pasgilfut Yamflighub Stafyikman's name in vain.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never paint your legs turquoise.