Hunnigwan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage bear.

Hunnigwan created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hunnigwan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hunnigwan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hunnigwan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hunnigwan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hunnigwan.

4. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.