Hamcambiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome dingo.

Hamcambiss created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hamcambiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hamcambiss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hamcambiss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hamcambiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.