Limortflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing goat.

Limortflow created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limortflow, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Limortflow, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Limortflow's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Limortflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing pink scarves.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Worship no other gods but Limortflow.