Rakkabyarlsakbenhitbuddiss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented cat.

Rakkabyarlsakbenhitbuddiss created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Rakkabyarlsakbenhitbuddiss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rakkabyarlsakbenhitbuddiss, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rakkabyarlsakbenhitbuddiss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rakkabyarlsakbenhitbuddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rakkabyarlsakbenhitbuddiss' name in vain.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never wear orange skirts.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.
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