Cetfasrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring sheep.

Cetfasrag created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfasrag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetfasrag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cetfasrag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cetfasrag's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about asteroids.