Dogvag Sadbepzed is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating dingo.

Dogvag Sadbepzed created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Dogvag Sadbepzed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dogvag Sadbepzed, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dogvag Sadbepzed's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dogvag Sadbepzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Dogvag Sadbepzed loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Always stare at clouds.