Yanbogyog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty otter.

Yanbogyog created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yanbogyog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yanbogyog, it will be very unhappy.

Yanbogyog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yanbogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Yanbogyog loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.