Hogtunciss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, kind snake.

Hogtunciss created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogtunciss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hogtunciss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hogtunciss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hogtunciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.