Fligkabzust is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring shark.

Fligkabzust created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligkabzust, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fligkabzust, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fligkabzust's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fligkabzust's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.