Latdobcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing hummingbird.

Latdobcab created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latdobcab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latdobcab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Latdobcab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Latdobcab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five doves approach from the south.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the east.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not stand on grass.