Gadcetmeg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing alligator.
Gadcetmeg created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Gadcetmeg, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Gadcetmeg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Gadcetmeg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Gadcetmeg's Holy Commandments
1. Respect your elders.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never wear magenta trousers.
4. Always help rats in need.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.