Ventunmis is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent toad.

Ventunmis created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ventunmis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ventunmis, she will turn you into a frog.

Ventunmis' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ventunmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Worship no other gods but Ventunmis.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.