Omintonloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-powerful bear.

Omintonloop created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Omintonloop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Omintonloop, he will turn you into a dog.

Omintonloop's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Omintonloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Omintonloop on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.