Tanmottif is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, happy rhinoceros.

Tanmottif created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanmottif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tanmottif, he will ignore you.

Tanmottif's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tanmottif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tanmottif loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Always help sick snakes.