Tomnilnat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy whale.

Tomnilnat created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomnilnat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tomnilnat, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tomnilnat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tomnilnat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.