Biss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced bee.

Biss created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Biss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Biss, it will strike you with lightening.

Biss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never paint your legs mauve.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.