Botrawgab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic mole.

Botrawgab created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Botrawgab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Botrawgab, she will not care.

Botrawgab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Botrawgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botrawgab.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.