Banmis is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental toad.

Banmis created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmis, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Banmis, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Banmis' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Banmis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Banmis on top of all buildings.

2. You must love Banmis.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Put Banmis first in all things.