Nurlgenxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous dragon.

Nurlgenxuc created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgenxuc, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurlgenxuc, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurlgenxuc's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nurlgenxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.