Badkin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking giraffe.

Badkin created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badkin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badkin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Badkin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Badkin's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if eight turtles approach from the west.