Hivliksog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, clever wombat.

Hivliksog created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivliksog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hivliksog, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hivliksog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hivliksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never laugh in the presence of capybaras.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.