Betnulvenspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, intelligent rat.

Betnulvenspag created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betnulvenspag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Betnulvenspag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Betnulvenspag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Betnulvenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always obey Betnulvenspag's priests.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never hurt porpoises.