Cidjabcit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered eagle.

Cidjabcit created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cidjabcit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cidjabcit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cidjabcit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cidjabcit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cidjabcit on top of all buildings.