Camyamdob is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid cobra.

Camyamdob created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camyamdob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camyamdob, she will curse you with boils.

Camyamdob's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Camyamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention tapirs.