Lenkimyarl Zedyattged is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured crab.
Lenkimyarl Zedyattged created silver nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Lenkimyarl Zedyattged, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Lenkimyarl Zedyattged, she will turn you into a hamster.
Lenkimyarl Zedyattged's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Lenkimyarl Zedyattged's Holy Commandments
1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Hide from magenta pigs for they are unholy.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. You must pray to Lenkimyarl Zedyattged six times a day.