Mumjapfud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane squirrel.

Mumjapfud created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumjapfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumjapfud, she will have a low opinion of you.

Mumjapfud's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mumjapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.