Dimhugkim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain elephant.

Dimhugkim created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimhugkim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dimhugkim, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dimhugkim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dimhugkim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Never wear violet rings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.