Nullrilqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, able goblin.

Nullrilqueeg created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullrilqueeg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nullrilqueeg, she will turn you into a mole.

Nullrilqueeg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nullrilqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.