Fatmadmip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty capybara.

Fatmadmip created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmadmip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fatmadmip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fatmadmip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fatmadmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near snails.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fatmadmip loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.