Dossrakfob is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humorless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dossrakfob created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossrakfob, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dossrakfob, he will manifest in front of you.

Dossrakfob's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dossrakfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dossrakfob on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.