Steryartdab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent camel.

Steryartdab created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Steryartdab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Steryartdab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Steryartdab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Steryartdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing brown jumpers.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.