Davsomhot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, compassionate mole.

Davsomhot created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davsomhot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Davsomhot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Davsomhot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Davsomhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never laugh near cats.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Davsomhot on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.