Bagtifduncip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic naga.

Bagtifduncip created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagtifduncip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bagtifduncip, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bagtifduncip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bagtifduncip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagtifduncip.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.