Landudbap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, irritating slug.

Landudbap created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Landudbap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Landudbap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Landudbap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Landudbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Worship no other gods but Landudbap.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never paint your arms red.