Cepjapfum Kabcepyar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful hydra.

Cepjapfum Kabcepyar created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepjapfum Kabcepyar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cepjapfum Kabcepyar, it will not care at all.

Cepjapfum Kabcepyar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cepjapfum Kabcepyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always obey Cepjapfum Kabcepyar's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help seals in need.