Sadragdun is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented guinea pig.

Sadragdun created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadragdun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sadragdun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sadragdun's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sadragdun's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Put Sadragdun first in all things.

5. Do not wear red clothing.