Mabbonpad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced toad.

Mabbonpad created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbonpad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabbonpad, it will strike you with lightening.

Mabbonpad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mabbonpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide from mauve cats for they are unholy.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not take Mabbonpad's name in vain.

5. Never paint your back violet.